handjob tips. give me some.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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