I just saw a hot homeless man
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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