you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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