I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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