That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Boobs are out for the taking
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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