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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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