But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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