Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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