am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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