: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
dude. I can hear the air.
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