is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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