Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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