i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Rumble strips road head = magical
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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