so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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