my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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