Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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