i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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