just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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