haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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