Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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