I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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