Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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