Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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