I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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