I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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