You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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