I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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