I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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