Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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