So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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