Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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