we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
