Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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