so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
