i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
