there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
