I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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