this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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