i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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