real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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