Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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