Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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