Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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