OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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