But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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