ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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