doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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