I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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