i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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