You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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