This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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