i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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