i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i now understand why vodka
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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