You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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