Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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