I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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